Art Linkletter's latest book is a funny, down-to-earth sampling of those unexpected situations we all suffer and somehow manage to survive.

A man sneezes during a badminton game and his false teeth sail across the net like a birdie. 

A girl does a jackknife into a pool while her bathing suit does a swan in another direction, leaving her blushing all over.

A little boy in a crowded church hears the chimes for Mass and shouts, "Avon calling!"

The man, the girl, and the little boy didn't laugh. 

They didn't even crack a smile. 

But you will break up as you read Art Linkletter at his funniest.