The Einherjar:

The Einherjar are great and mighty warriors of old. They were chosen by Odin's Valkyries from among a battle's fallen warriors to be taken to and trained in Valhalla. However, Freya had first pick from among these warriors. It was part of an ancient agreement that she receives half of the chosen Einherjar. These brave men and women were taken to Freya's hall, Folkvangr, instead. Regardless of where these warriors were taken, they are all extremely well trained and capable of defending their Keeper from any and all malicious entities and spirits. They will bolster their Keeper's resolve, self-confidence, as well as strengthen their will and increase motivation towards physical exercise and getting into shape, and in time will come to see their Keeper as well as their family as their own kin.

Please see our FAQ For Spirit Conjurations, located in our Booth as a Freebie, for more information!

Policies and cautions before purchasing:

Please be aware that, especially for beginners, conjurations may, and likely will, cause inconvinient symptoms as a result of the "Adjustment period." The Adjustment Period is what we call the time it takes for a human to physically, mentally, emotionally, and energetically become used to the new link that is established between themselves and their new spirit companion. These symptoms are a) not dangerous, and b) only temporary. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: headaches, irritability, inexcplicable tiredness, light-headedness, emotional outbursts, and erratic moods. It is important to note that every individual responds differently to different spirits.

We will require you to tell us your full name and full date of birth in order to do a conjuration and binding for you.

Shipping:

We utilize conjuration and binding techniques which will bind your spirit companion directly to your Spirit. We will not ship you items. Please be aware of this before purchasing. As a result, there will no shipping costs. 

Disclaimers:

Be advised that we will not sell any of our items to clients below the age of 18.

Please also be aware that for medical conditions, whether mental or physical, you should always consult the appropriate trained, licensed professional. The items sold in this store are not a replacement or substitute for professional help. 

The law requires that we state that these items are listed "For Entertainment Purposes Only." We are not liable for the any and all misusage of this item, nor can we guarantee that these items will work magically.