Why does everyone think little green men are all dark and repressed and bent on eradicating the human race and shit like that? You know better. Aliens are gonna be wicked cool and they’re gonna love your pastel bag with their cute little faces on it. Right? For sure. Worst case scenario, maybe it’ll stop an energy blast from taking your head off. You hope.

• 100% spun polyester weather resistant fabric
• Bag 15" x 15" (38.1cm x 38.1cm)
• Capacity – 2.6 US gal (10l)
• Maximum weight limit – 11lbs (5kg)
• Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8" (30 cm), width 1" (2.5cm)
• Made in America